Since the government shutdown, many national parks are closed. Perhaps the federal government should follow the example of universities and cities and start selling off the naming rights to the national parks and landmarks to keep them funded and open. Here are some suggestions:
The Statue of Liberty Mutual
The Lincoln Navigator Memorial
The Hoover Upright Dam
The Washington Post Monument
Rocky: The Undisputed Collection (contains I-V!!!!) Mountain National Park
Cumberland Gap Jeans Historical National Park
The Grand Theft Auto Canyon
Great Kahn’s Big Red Smokeys National Park
Gateway Computers Arch (The official name for the St. Louis Arch)
The GMC Denali Pick Up Truck National Park
I was going to suggest Viagra Falls, but technically that’s a State Park and I don’t think Viagra wants to be followed by the word “falls.”
What are your suggestions?
pandrewmiller 
–Mello Yellostone National Park
–Great Smoky and the Bandit Mountains National Park (a bit of a branding problem)
–Jeep Cherokee National Forest
–Megadeath Valley National Monument–for all your music festival needs
–Caped Crusader Hatteras National Seashore
–Ever(Ready)glades National Park