“I changed my mind about moving to Canada. I think we should try to get a post in his administration instead.”

“What? We have no experience and no credentials for something like that.”

“Yeah, we’ll fit right in.”

“Hmmm. You have a point. What do you want to do?”

“I think we should be the ambassadors to Kat-zakistan.”

“*****. I hate you.”

“Hehehehehehe.”