Okay, at risk of having my toaster oven confiscated for revealing the super-secret agenda, here it is anyway.

Week of April 13

1. Go to work

2. Spend time with family

3. Play with pets

4. Do yard work/enjoy Spring

5. Take nominations for new gay icons

6. Watch Daredevil on Netflix

7. Send Aaron Schock a “Free Get Out of the Closet” card

8. Plan for summer vacations

9. Clean the house to favorite show tunes album

10. Bring down Western Civilization by asking to be treated the same way as straight people.