Twisted Thanksgiving Micro Story :)

Ed didn’t hesitate when the salesmen told him they had a new growth formula for the turkeys. In just a few weeks, he watched his birds grow to enormous proportions. Big breasts, thick drumsticks. This was going to be a good Thanksgiving, he had thought.

They didn’t tell him about the side effects. The increased intelligence. The aggressive behavior.

Now, the turkeys held him down and had shredded his clothes with their feet, leaving him naked and well, plucked in the yard. He looked at the big tom and the huge pile of bread and vegetables thee turkeys had collected.

This was not going to be a good Thanksgiving.

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