For St. Patrick’s Day, some of my limericks:
An intelligent ape named Stan
Was part of an ingenious plan.
Going faster than light,
He evolved during flight,
And returned a handsome young man.
There once was fairy named Gleam
Who got drunk on some old Jim Beam.
Being not quite herself,
She made love with an elf,
Lost her pride, but gained elf-esteem.
Benson the amorous Yeti
Was in love with a woman named Betty
He tried making time
Using meter and rhyme
Except he wasn’t really very good at either.