For St. Patrick’s Day, some of my limericks:

An intelligent ape named Stan

Was part of an ingenious plan.

Going faster than light,

He evolved during flight,

And returned a handsome young man.

There once was fairy named Gleam

Who got drunk on some old Jim Beam.

Being not quite herself,

She made love with an elf,

Lost her pride, but gained elf-esteem.

Benson the amorous Yeti

Was in love with a woman named Betty

He tried making time

Using meter and rhyme

Except he wasn’t really very good at either.