It’s a Winter Solstice, Charlie Brown.
After being tricked a few too many times with the football, Charlie Brown decides to sacrifice Lucy in order to bring about the New Year.
I’m Dreaming of a White Santa
Starring Megyn Kelly. On the Fox Network.
Santa Claws is Coming To Town
After Sabertooth eviscerates all the town’s Santas and toy store owners, it’s up to Wolverine to come save the day and kick some ass. There will be fight scenes on moving Christmas trains, on flying sleighs, and speeding semis.
Lord of the Five Golden Rings
Peter Jackson takes one of your favorite Christmas songs and turns it into three three hour long specials. There will be plucky Hobbits, dashing dwarfs, sexy elves, and wise wizards. Scores of orcs will be slaughtered every ten minutes!
On SyFy. Carnage ensues after Santa actually brings a town’s children the hippopotami they asked for for Christmas. But the displaced hippos are hungry, hungry, and it’s the town’s children they want to eat!
Here are a few more (I love lists!):
1. A Mike Brown Christmas
2. Bipolar Express
3. How the French Stole Christmas
4. Miracle near the intersection of 18th and Main
5. The Walking Dead Holiday Special