What if Disney Combined Its Franchises?

What if Disney Combined Its Franchises?

In anticipation of the new Thor movie, what would a combination of Disney properties look like?

Star Wars XXXIV: Young Princess Hanseleia Solo, the spunky daughter of Princess Leia and Han Solo is in danger when the Empire returns with a new Death Star (a giant sphere with “ears” on either side to collect solar energy). She asks for help from the Force. Suddenly, a wormhole opens up and drops a magic amulet into her lap. With it, she can summon other princesses to help. Snow White, Cinderella, and Ariel are unable to assist, but Princess Jasmine gives her access to the Genie’s lamp. Princess Hanseleia makes a wish that her planet be saved. The Genie goes through an epic ad lib monologue before summoning The Mighty Avengers!

Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, the Hulk, Black Widow, and Hawkeye all appear. Iron Man scans the new Death Star and sees one weakness: a ventilation shaft only 5 cm in diameter! However, Captain America comes up with a plan. The Avengers attack. The Hulk smashes lots of TIE-fighters and Thor summons lightning, even though there is no atmosphere, to destroy even more. Finally, after many battles where they are nearly killed, Cap, Black Widow, and Hawkeye get close enough and Hawkeye sends an arrow into the heart of the Death Star. They all get away just as it blows up.

Afterwards, Genie, Jasmine, and Hanseleia and the Avengers have a relaxing dinner eating shawarma.

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